Wednesday, November 6, 2013

Tony: Blog Entry 1 - Nailing Talent

Well, I've been scouring the local high school productions of Brigadoon and hanging out at Claire's in the mall, and I've discovered some new talent. Just signed a teenage girl named Lola Consuela Maria Lupe Conchita Lott!! This girl can twerk and always seems to have enough 1's on her to break a 20. She's only 17, but has learned to be a wonderful mother to all four of her noisy little kids!

She also made a salve for me of crushed pepper, vasoline, olive oil and black beans that she swears will help Phill get rid of that nasty lip herpe he seems to be so fond of. If it don't work, I've got some ice and an old friend who used to be a moil. 

Once Phil is presentable again (instead of looking like some kid who just moved here from Omaha and has to work nights on East Colfax just to make enough money to buy a bacon cheeseburger from Wendy's), I've got another audition for him - better shave his legs and learn how to ice skate!

I'm always looking to sign new talent, so if you know anyone with skills enough to not be recognized in a police line up, send them my way. Ok, gotta run - I've only got a couple credits left on this card and then I have to try and hail a cab from this Romantix to take me downtown. Shalom.

Tony Anthony
Hollywould Talent Agency
"We put the U in Hollywould!"

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